Archive for the Current Events Category

Critical Peers is dead

Critical Peers is dead, just like disco dancing, the Flint auto industry, and shaving the phrase “Cha-Ching!” into your hair.  Remember the Rally’s commercial?

Shocking Audio clip!!!!!!!!

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Reporter Turns Ghetto…

CycleFail

There have been rumors floating around that a band called Cycle Fail may be forming from the remains of the former band Fishing for Grable. No band members could be reached for questioning, but the audio clip and photos have leaked onto the internet…

CycleFail Intro

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Members

Make your own conclusions….

George Bush is my hero / Jesse Jackson / Home Run Derby drinking game

George Bush is an idiot. And by idiot, I mean he is a dull, dim-witted, unintelligent, brainless pile of goat diahrea.

Okay.

So Jesse Jackson apparently said some crazy shit about Obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j64_6Aj34o

Jesse Jackson is also a pile of goat diahrea.

Oh, and if you didn’t know, tonight is the Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium (fuck the Yankees). I found the 2008 Home Run Derby Drinking Game: http://homerderby.com/archives/2304

I think I will participate, although I don’t know if I’ll be able to remember to drink for all of these!

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Stones, Wings, Skittles and Things

Ya’ll been watching the Detroit Red Wings dominate lately? It’s a pretty site, that’s for sure. 2008 may very well end up being another title year for Hockeytown. Hats off to the Campbell Bowl winners (NHL Western Conference Champs) and best of luck in the Stanley Cup Finals starting this Saturday.

The Detroit Pistons unfortunately lost Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals last night to the Boston Celtics. I would say we played well, other than in the 3rd quarter. Hopefully we can steal a win in Game 2 and bring it back home tied up 1-1. Worst case scenario would be to lose Game 2 and have to desperately defend home court with a 2-game disadvantage. It’s O.K. though. We have a veteran ball club, they have been in positions like this before. Nothing to worry about. Gotta come out with some major intensity in Game 2.

Who likes metal? I sure do. Who wants to bring back some thrash metal with me? Let me know. RAWRR! FUCK YEA!

So the Michigan Vendors Association stopped by my office earlier today, and dropped off a HUGE complimentary box of candy. I’ve eaten 3 bags of Skittles and my stomach is hurting, but they are so fucking good! Thanks MVA!

I bet no one reads this, so FUCK YOU BITCHES!

-PREACE-

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